Where have all the ugly cops gone?
While reviewing tonight’s episode of “Chicago P.D.” (9 p.m., NBC, TV-14), I was struck by two things. First, this is clearly the “Veterans Day” episode. A kidnapping case sends Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) undercover with a gang of professional criminals who are all war veterans, something the haunted Halstead can relate to. Just in case we forgot, we see him screaming in his sleep in an early scene.
Give “Chicago P.D.” credit for having these men on both sides of the law discuss the memories they can’t escape. Most of them don’t involve fear, or the trauma of coming under fire. They center around the horrific realization that they had become killers and that some of their victims had been women and children.
Putting aside the gravity of the subject matter, I was also struck by just how pretty the cast of this and many cop shows have become. Not an eyebrow hair out of place!
Time was, police procedurals were the perfect place for character actors to stand out. Nobody ever hired Dennis Franz (Sipowicz on “NYPD Blue”) or Jerry Orbach (Briscoe on “Law & Order”) for their looks.
On police shows, slightly goofy-looking characters could always bring something different to the proceedings. As a fan of “The Shield,” I always enjoyed the scenes when Dutch (Jay Karnes) faced some new challenge or humiliation.
Cop shows allowed blue-collar types to shine; these characters weren’t rich or beautiful, but could still drive the story. I think this started to go out the window when they cast Angie Harmon on “Law & Order,” then recast her as a “tomboy” on “Rizzoli & Isles.”
It’s a tad difficult to take “Chicago P.D.” seriously because everybody except the gravel-voiced Voight (Jason Beghe) looks like they just breezed in from hair-and-makeup.
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