Thursday, January 29, 2009
A confession up front: I’m a gambler.
I’ve been in fantasy football leagues for years. My $25 wager always goes bad somewhere around Week 14 with my go-to running back’s hamstring. I’m an easy mark for NCAA brackets and bowl pools, too.
That just about does it, though. Casinos? No, thanks. If in Vegas, I wouldn’t be at the blackjack tables. I’d be at the buffet tables.
Yes, just about everybody gambles — bingo, PTA raffles. The state sponsors gambling — lotto, horse racing.
So, what are we doing busting poker games? Why the Elliott Ness act on game rooms with eight-liners?
The fact is, Texas continually is in search of a good explanation.
My best explanation is that I don’t want a casino next door, in this county, or in the next county. Casinos are germy incubators of social pathogens — crime, despair, hucksterism for the witless. Casino operators will make a buck for themselves and others, including state and local governments. But making a buck off a germy vice never has made it a virtue.
Still, how to be consistent when you gamble, I gamble, we all gamble?
This subject is raised again (as it will be till the end of time or the legalizing of gambling), with a bill before the Texas Legislature to legalize poker.
Granted, one can set up a game right now anywhere, as long as the house — say the VFW hall or the Elks — doesn’t take a cut from the winnings. If it does, the G-men may be knocking.
The solution proposed is that the state legalize poker and start taking its own cut. I’d say the solution is only half right.
Which will it be?
The state needs to decide whether poker is (a) not its concern, or (b) should continue to be its concern. Unfortunately, the answer proposed is (c) people playing poker aren’t our concern, but we want some of the money.
Hence, under option (c), we become investors in the enterprise. In effect, we become the “house.”
So, my vote: (a) Legalize poker, all of it. If someone is making money off it, let that be a matter between the proprietor and the Internal Revenue Service.
Now, I just said I supported legalized poker but not casinos. I also wondered about the contradiction of busting up eight-liner parlors when the state sponsors a lottery and gambling on horses.
How can we have legalized gambling without the contagion of casinos?
Here’s how: If you want to have poker at your place, and take a cut, the revenue derived should be between you and the IRS. If you operate eight-liners, the same. If you have blackjack tables, ditto.
But if you want any combination of the above, you’ve crossed into a diversified gambling operation, with resulting profit, and it becomes the state’s business to shut it down. That’s because Texas doesn’t want to be in the casino business. I couldn’t agree more.
Back to the state getting a cut from gambling winnings of any kind. It should muster the courage to say no.
The Texas lottery was a mistake. Just as opponents said, it exploited the poor and fueled addiction.
The dollars from the lottery simply allowed scofflaw legislators to dodge their duty of funding things the state needs. Originally designated for the general fund, about a decade ago lottery proceeds were dedicated to schools. That didn’t mean more money for schools. Indeed, it meant less money when proceeds go down, as they have recently.
Texas schoolchildren to the Texas Lottery: Thanks for nothing.
Texas should get out of gambling wherever possible. By that I mean two things: (1) Stop profiting from it (pull the plug on the Texas Lottery); (2) Stop prohibiting it unless one game breeds others on site and it ultimately turns into Atlantic City. Then it should be the state’s business to close it.
If I want to blow my $25 on a fantasy football draft, it’s my money. If my friend wants to blow it on poker, it’s his. Under the laws as now enforced, only the latter endeavor will land someone in the pokey.
John Young’s column appears Thursday and Sunday. E-mail: jyoung@wacotrib.com.







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By John Young
Jan 30, 2009 12:30 PM | Link to this
John Young responds
Glad you didn't put in an actual money down on that wager, George. Our fantasy pools have never had a cut for anyone but the three winners. The cheapskates who participate would never allow anything to water down the meager winnings.
Now, if you'll read my column again you'll find that we agree on more than we disagree. Correct, I don't support casinos, because I don't want the collateral effects of big-time gambling hubs. That said, by review, I don't have any problem at all with non-aggregated gambling operations ý poker, eight-liners, horse racing. I do have a problem with the state investing in gambling throught the lottery or otherwise using it as easy money to avoid raising revenues in a more honest fashion.
By BDDH
Jan 29, 2009 6:52 PM | Link to this
I think it's wrong to try to legislate morals, so I don't really have a comment about gambling, either for or against other than I can't tolerate being in a smoke-filled room. I did, however, have an interesting conversation with a fellow traveler whom I happened to meet once. There were slot machines in Quick Stops, in gas stations, in laundromats, in restaurants in the town.
She said for years, her town/county/state (don't know which) did not legalize casinos and other kinds of gambling. She said when they traveled to where there was a casino, they would stay up all night gambling -- shoveling money into whatever type of game was available. She said that once it was legalized in her home town and a bright new casino was built, they went a few times and then seldom ever went any more. Now that it was available, they quickly became bored with the same old routine of putting money in and getting very little back. Maybe there's a lesson there somewhere?
By George
Jan 29, 2009 2:39 PM | Link to this
Michael,
I think it is you that's confused, If I choose to go to a casino to gamble that is my choice just like it is Mr Young,s choice not to go or like Casinos-It is called a choice-Sorry the state did not get the super collider you wanted but I will take your bet, I understand what I was reading and I will bet you that the $25.00 Mr Young spends on fantasy football each year also pays money out to it commissioner to run his fantasy league -Under Mr Youngs rule that person should be reporting this winfall to the state and IRS do they? bottom line is gambling is gambling and as he states"if someone is making money off it" just don't start name calling if you don't like going to a casino but still like to gamble he is also wrong that many people are busted for running NCAA pools in March you can look it up and since you bring it up my guess is you know at lot more about gerbils than I do or care too
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