Sunday, August 05, 2007
I slithered along the forest's floor like a snake. At the tender age of 8 and skinny, I probably was no more disruptive to the wild woods than the garter snakes that shared this sacred ground.
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Catlike, nearly motionless, I inched ever closer to the circle of bobwhite quail before me, nestled in the snagglethorn hell of the huge clump of multiflora rose on the edge of the mighty Rouge River.
The little birds were slightly quivering, ready to explode into a dizzying whir if this strange, creeping predator got any closer.
My Wham-O slingshot was poised. A hand-picked, beautifully rounded pebble was in its deadly pouch. Would this stalk do more than educate me about this fascinating gamebird? Or was I actually going to get a shot at one of these delicious little featherbombs?
The intensity of the standoff was electric. I doubted I could take it any more.
A bright male redwing blackbird sang to my right as it bobbed on a bending cattail, and a stunning red male cardinal landed in the bushes just a couple of feet to my left. I heard the funny chirping of a nuthatch as it hopped up a small oak tree nearby. Now, I could see the distinctive black masks of the cock quail just in front of my face.
My first gamebird
I was in heaven. My aim was true and I shot my very first gamebird that morning in the wilds of Skunk Hollow, within a few miles of the Detroit City limits.
The meal my father guided me through after that first kill is a powerful memory of my adventurous youth. But scrumptious roasted quail was not the only bird I digested that fall day. For my mind was like a sponge, gobbling up every sight, sound, flutter and spiritually invigorating encounter with every indigenous avian Blood Brother of the wild.
I have always been spellbound by wildlife, and birds have played a huge role in my quality of life.
My little suburban rivercourse was home not just to those bobwhite, redwing blackbirds, nuthatches and cardinals, but also to juncos, chickadees, song sparrows, English sparrows and thrushes. It hosted house wrens, Downey woodpeckers, yellow-bellied sapsuckers, flickers, bluejays, ringneck pheasants, crows, starlings, grackles, cowbirds, catbirds, mourning doves, larks, tufted titmouses, warblers, finches, cedar waxwings, Baltimore orioles, hummingbirds, screech owls and barn owls.
It had the occasional snowy owl and great horned owl, redtailed and red shouldered hawks, kestrels, kites, Coopers hawks, pigeons, cranes, herons, snipe, woodcock, ruffed grouse, gallinules, killdeer, nighthawks, mallards, wood ducks, geese, and I must admit, a few species that I never did definitively identify. But how I tried.
To this very day, as a gung-ho hunter, I turn my radar up to maximum every day of my life so I don't miss a single feathered friend, whether afield or downtown. I simply love all wildlife and continue to be fascinated by birdsong and activity all around me.
Connecting with children
Having the blessing of connecting with children through various youth charities and programs, plus the natural attraction we have experienced through our "Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild" TV shows, I find that with a little bit of direction, each and every child with whom I spend time picks up on the natural interest in wildlife.
Since various species of birds abound, they represent a ubiquitous and dynamic carrot to get kids interested in pragmatic environmentalism. Where birds flourish, quality air, soil and water benefit. Kids get that right away
Celebrating my 59th hunting season also means I am celebrating a long life of birding.
When you hunt with the bow and arrow as much as I do, you tend to pick up on everything around you, and birds entertain me now more than ever before.
All across North America and southern Africa, my family thrills at every bird that shares our wildground. I feel a kinship with all naturalists and do all I can to inspire everyone I know or meet to get to know the wild a little bit better.
Once a deeper appreciation of the wild takes hold, and it will, the call to stewardship is heard more clearly and the duty to be an asset to our good mother Earth resonates profoundly.
Some birds are more delicious than others, but each and every encounter with each and every bird cleanses the soul, and I for one cannot get enough of it.
Ted Nugent is a Waco-based musician and television show host.





Comments
By Jeff
Aug 14, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this
Bart, you have made my day!
A Neanderthal AND Stupid too! Knowing that I managed to strike a nerve with so little effort tells me that with a modicum of self reflection, you've accepted that you are weak, and incapable of fending for yourself.
Remember though, you CAN become a participant in the cycle of life, rather than a mere spectator - try it on for size, you just might like it!
By Gary Stanton
Aug 12, 2007 10:38 AM | Link to this
Thanks Ted for bringing up this subject. The same chickadees have nested in a hole in the front of my house for the past six years. Watching them bring sustenance to their young is awe inspiring. Walking near a Great Blue Heron and not having it fly away happens often in our family. I have taught my kids not to make eye contact with birds and they will not feel threatened. Knowing where the pheasant hide and flushing and shooting a rooster is something my kids will experience. I will pass on all my outdoor heritage to my kids and thank you for making me think about the many wild birds I have encountered and enjoyed. I love watching birds and eating them too! Seeing birds brings back many fond memories, thanks for the reminder.
By Raptorman in Cleveland OH
Aug 10, 2007 11:47 PM | Link to this
I am a father of two boys 7 and 5. This fall will be our first hunt together as a family with my brother and his sons. The spritual renewal that I gain from being in the woods will be passed on to the next generation of men in my family. If this love of nature and respect for the environment makes us Neanderthals than what have we gained as a species by evolving? Thank you Ted, you are a true American role model and I would love for my young sons to meet you someday.
By Bart
Aug 10, 2007 5:57 PM | Link to this
Jeff...interesting comments. You should take one of your Neanderthal arms and pat yourself on the back. You are one of the few who reads Ted's column that are as stupid as him. Congrats.
By Jeff
Aug 8, 2007 9:18 PM | Link to this
There is an important lesson to be learned here - as we increasingly hold our children hostage in an indoor environment, they miss out on not only the true joy of being one with nature (for those concerned with how a bird feels, I wonder how many bobcats feel guilty over killing a sparrow), but also we take away their abilities for self sufficiency - if some event were to take away the ability to live a "consumer" lifestyle, many of our children would die, mine on the other hand would thrive on what nature has provided for them.
Ted is one of the last bastions of sanity in this country, for which I salute him and offer my gratitude.
By george
Aug 7, 2007 3:32 PM | Link to this
Maybe we should go to good old Ted's living room and have him let me hit him with a shinny stone from a sling-shot so he knows how it feels
By Raven
Aug 7, 2007 9:10 AM | Link to this
Is this another story from Wild Kingdom?
By bonzai
Aug 6, 2007 7:43 PM | Link to this
Great parents pry their kids away from mind-numbing video games and turns them on to the real world around them.
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